Lie To Me

The questions that haunt you at night are the ones you should really be thinking about during the day. When your calm, and your thoughts aren’t clogging you mind. Let’s face it, youre your own worst enemy. How about I tell you a little bit about you, maybe even stuff you don’t know. While reading the first sentence, you were unsure about whether to continue. Correct? Maybe not, but that was just a setup. I bet you’ve tried to relate this whole paragraph to yourself. Telling yourself you stay up too late thinking. Do you really though? There you go again. Answering these general questions that apply to everyone. Of course you go to bed thinking, its human nature! Have I lost you yet? Good. Well first you should know there are two types of people, the scanners & the analyzers. If youre a scanner, you most likely didnt realize the word ‘the’ was repeated in that last sentence. Going back to check? Let me guess, you realized it wasnt. Am I in your head yet? You just convinced yourself I wasn’t. Boom, Bing, Bam. What thoughts were triggered by those sounds? Better yet, what are you thinking about right now? How pretty you look in the reflection of your computer or the dying kids in Africa? That was called a distractive question. Cutting off your train of thoughts. Did it work? No? Get your hand off your face darling. Let me guess, it was your left.

P.S. “distractive question” does not exist. But you believed me.